Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Baby Just Say Yes

[thanks jLow and A]

Hiiiii cunny lingerers!

How's by you?  

Ahhhh I need to tell you I have the best work crush going right now. 


[via switchteams]

Eee hee hee we are talking a cute, kinda androgynous, totally mysterious work crush—I don't know her name, I don't know what she does at my job, I actually don't know anything about her at all except for that she has a sassy undercut and extraordinarily white teeth, which she uses to smile at me when I'm not expecting it. 

This causes me to slosh coffee down my shirt in confused alarm on a near-daily basis.



My work crush's smile is what it would look like if Julia Roberts were also Jesus, and it is deeply unnerving to have it beamed in my direction at random intervals.

Y'allfags should see my vintage white angora sweater.

Ruined. 




She just got moved into a desk that's kitty-corner from my desk at the office, and I now spend most of my work day pretending not to look at her. 

This is proving difficult, as summer is coming, and she seems committed to showing the world what exactly tank tops are for. 


[via e-baloo]

She's been my work crush for almost a month now.

And it's fun! She's a reason to put on the extra-tight skirt in the morning; a reason to make a detour past her desk when I'm getting yet another coconut-flavored La Croix from the fridge. 

Nothing serious. 
Juuuust something to take my mind off florescent lights and copy stage meetings. 




Work crushes are good for the morale, amirite? 

But ok: will you do me a quick favor and pretend she's your work crush for a second?

Pretend you, like me, alllllways see her in the bathroom and the cafeteria at the same time as you and she always holds the door for you and you sometimes catch her eye when you glance over to where she sits which means she was looking at you and one time she helped you mop up a water spill and you bumped heads and giggled and you once held the door open for her and you distinctly saw her ears get red.  



[thanks Sara LK]

That's what's going on.

Well.

With all that in mind, then—what if you were, say, heading for the train after work, and you suddenly saw this Massive Work Crush of yours walking towards you from about two blocks away? 

What if she looked really cute that day, her hands in her pockets, her sunglasses on and her undercut all fresh and crisp in the newly warm, sunshiney spring breeze?


[via bklynboihood]

What if she was coming closer and closer?

What would you do?

Would you:


a) walk towards her, smiling, and say "Haaaaaaaay" while obviously checking her out;

b) walk towards her with a poker face and pretend you didn't see her (classic lesbian default move!); or

c)  break out in a cold sweat panic, fumble in your bag for your phone, pull it out in order to pretend to be OMG TOTALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT CALL SO YOU TOTALLY DON'T SEE YOUR WORK CRUSH AT ALL and, as you wildly swing the phone up to your face, watch in slow motion horror as it slips free of its case and sails through the air like a sleek silver and black dove, landing shatteringly in the middle of a busy intersection, screen smashing into several hundred pieces and skidding merrily to a stop face-up while about 30 onlookers (including your work crush) wince and go "OOOOOH SHIT" in a rare collective urban vote of sympathy?



If you chose a or b, you and I are in a fight right now.

But whatever. 


Shake it off, faggettes, we cannot let being terrifically socially inept hold us back! 

It's queerdyke mating season! The gays are out to play!  


[thanks kittynwong! this is amaze]

I mean, just a few weeks ago, the streets were empty. 

It was fucking freezing and all any of the lesbians wanted to do was put on pajamas directly after work and watch Game of Thrones


(I get it. I really do.)

That is, when they weren't buying starter cultures for their homemade kombucha, brewing it in Mason jars, and posting the pics on Pinterest. 


[via http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyJAyV4k]

It has been a long goddamn winter.  

But turn the temperature up 50 degrees, and suddenly the adorable gayfolk are out in force!

I'm sitting at a coffeeshop in Andersonville watching what seems like hundreds of homos walking past, holding hands and licking ice cream cones and wearing brand-spankin', just-bought-a-new-pack-yesterday ribbed tank tops and looking fucking delighted to be outside.


[Bibi McGill via homoarigato]

How I've missed them all. 

The gay boys glistening with sweat as they walk down the street carrying gym bags. 


[thanks Mikal. SYWAD, why don't you]

The queergirls circling around on just-tuned-up bikes, flashing new tattoos and cigarettes tucked behind one ear. 


[thanks Britt G]

The book club dykes sitting outside at a cafe table drinking iced green tea, their Tevas fairly squelching with newness. 


[thanks! loveswing]

I MISSED Y'ALL SO MUCH, MY GOD WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??

Come here you queerz I want to wear this shirt and make out with evvvvveryonnnne!!


[get it, Dad]

Besides impending summer (and horniness!) we have a real reason to be making out—celebration

Two minutes ago, as I was writing this mess and streaming a live news feed on my laptop at the coffeeshop, the votes clicked in. 

The Minnesota Senate just voted, 37-30, to pass the gay marriage bill!!!!! 


[happy tears! happy!]

Minnesota is now the 12th state in Amurrica where homos can get legally hitched! 

The first Midwest state to make gay marriage legal through a legislative vote! 


[thanks! tatsysboots]

After all this time and all the generations of struggle... the THIRD STATE TO DO SO IN TWO WEEKS!


Change is a-comin', faggettes, and it's happening faster than I ever even imagined it would.

UH MUH GUH GAYS CAN GET MARRIED IN MINNESOTA!!  


[thanks Kailey V.S.]

Hahahaha I don't even know what to do! 

I'm by myself in a public space!
No one knows why I'm cheering! I look crazy!!

Aggghhh I'm crying.

I've been happy when other states legalized gay marriage, but the momentousness of what's happening never really hit me 'til now. 


[thanks keo and ashley]

I've always thought of Minneapolis as my home base, even though I spent my childhood in California and Wisconsin.

When I was 18, and without a thought in my head, I moved to Minneapolis, "choosing" to go college there because I was too lazy to apply to any other colleges. Totally future-oriented! 


[thanks NatFranzia]

I knew nothing about the city or the University of Minnesota, only that I had vaguely enjoyed visiting my sister in her dorm room... exactly one time. 

It was (as all things are, young grasshoppers) the right place for me to be at the right time. 

While I was in Minneapolis, so many things happened. 

I left the Mormon church. 



I figured out I was a lezzzbian

I started doing burlesque, started writing, and found a tight-knit queer family.


[it's meeee and Lola, Sweetpea, Coco, and Switch]

Minneapolis was my headquarters for learning how to consciously build the life I wanted to live.

I will freely admit that I love Minneapolis more than any other city, and not just because it's a wonderful, green, liberal li'l city that's not too big and not too small and has giant rambling houses with screened-in porches and cheap rent and hundreds of bike punks and a massive local food culture and quirkly little coffee shops and miles of shimmering lakes and more lesbians per square foot than a Tegan and Sara concert on Pride weekend.  


[thanks pillowtalkmpls]

All those things help, but that's not why I love Minneapolis. 

I love Minneapolis because it is the first place where I ever felt like I was home. 


[This is the Blue Moon Cafe. Order a maple soy cold press and know I am incredibly jealous from afar.]

Even when I travelled—even when I moved away and then moved back and moved away again—even now, whenever I drive back into the city to visit and see the skyline rising up like a drawing in my head of how a skyline should look, I feel like I'm driving through the place I understand the most, the trees draping into the river, the names of streets and neighborhoods familiar and woodsy-sounding—Cedar, Franklin, Powderhorn, Seward, Hiawatha, Lake.


[thanks pillowtalkmpls]

Minneapolis is my first real home. 

And now everygay I know in Minnesota can finally feel like they're welcome, as they are, in the city and state they've called home for years. 


[thanks Autumn W]

Queers can get married and have the same rights as everyone else in Minnesota now, and I think that this—this basic extension of human dignity and recognition of gay relationships—is going to have a massive ripple effect in my adopted home state, a ripple effect that's already happening all over the country. 

This is some historic shit! 



[thanks Devi and Kalinda]

Gays can get married, for-real-married, and it won't be—as a newly-unfriended-on-Facebook person recently put it to me—"just a couple of homosexuals giving themselves a party with cake and rings" to anyone anymore, no matter how asshole-ish they are or how they feel about queer marriage. 

No one cares aboutcher shitty homophobic views anymore; the law-uh says we kin do it and that's that. 


[thanks Wendy M]

LEGALLY MARRIED NOW, BITCHES, YA LIKE THAT?

Now, I have a number of queer friends who are already engaged, or thinking extremely hard about getting married, and this just makes things even more awesome for them.

But you sluts know I like to worry.


[thanks Allie]

And while I'm super-happy for all of Minnesota and all the couples who can now recognize their relationships with legal status...

does being able to get married mean that suddenly I have to, um, worry about getting married? 


[thanks!]

Because eeeeeek.

All my adult life, I've just blown off the marriage thing.
  
It was never really a question. 
People would ask me if I ever wanted to get married and I would snort, "Let's see if it ever becomes legal first. Maybe then I'll think about it. Come talk to me if I can be married in one state, cross the border, and still be married." 

And then one day you wake up and it's happening. 



[thanks OISHIIMOMO and Liza]

Maybe I still couldn't go for that I'm-legally-married-in-all-50-states honeymoon road trip across America just yet, but if it can happen in Minnesota, it can happen in any other state. 

And (sorry bigots!) it's going to happen. 



The third state in two weeks, gaymosexuelles.   

Ready or not, it's time to talk about marriage, and not in a "why can't we have it???!!"-type way. 

I mean, I used to be able to count on not being quizzed about marriage or baby plans in social gatherings.  

I'm queer! I may not have rights, but at least I don't have to pretend to care about tying pastel-colored jordan almonds up into tiny bags of tulle!


[#whocares]

Now I can't hide behind the "well, it's not legal so let's not worry about it" argument anymore.  

It's starting to happen.  
Friends, relatives - they're starting to jokingly poke me whenever someone announces their engagement and go "Ho ho ho, and when will you be tying the knot?" *wink wink*


[thanks Anya G]

Ugh.

Straights have been bitching about this for shit for years, and I dunno, I always kind of assumed that my publicly avowed goal in life (to have a face full of pussy) would be my protection when it came to nosy people asking me about marriage plans. 

Everyone knew I was a dyke, and so everyone left me alone about it.


[thanks Aimee]

Now I - I - I...I might have to start giving some thought to marriage. 

At some point.

Marriage as a possibility, as something that other mos might want to be shooting for during relationships. 


[thanks Autumn W]

I'm not even sure how I feel about marriage to begin with, and, while America's stance on gay marriage has been unbelievably shitty, it's also been quite a convenient way for me to not really, um, have to think about it. 

My argument was: 

"Gay people can't get married, legally, and I'm gay, and I'm not interested in getting married if it's not legal"

and that was that. 

Ta-da! Neatly boxed and put away in my mind.


[thanks Erin F, haaaay]

As soon as I knew I was someone who liked boobs more than almost anything else on this earth, I abandoned any thoughts of getting married.


[you're welcome]

Wasn't gonna happen.  

No white dress for meeee, well fuck, I guess I'll just have to content myself with piles of hot dyke sex. 


[marry me, jenny]

But with gay marriage slowly sweeping across the country like a drag queen's sequined train, I find myself... a little nervous about what's next, while still being thrilled for everyone who does want to exercise their access to their rights. 

Not being able to get married is a lot different than consciously choosing not to. 

What does this do? 

Now I'm all confused.

Is it ok to still not really care about getting married, or does this put me into some kind of a "commitment-phobic" category now? 

[thanks Chyna]

With state after state voting gay marriage into law, what will happen to the queers who haven't given marriage any, er, real thought or attention whatsoever?  

Are we gay dinosaurs now? 

86 comments:

  1. Just do what you feel is right for yourself. If you feel like you want to go down the marriage route, then go for it! if you feel content with life how it is currently, then continue with that. Just do what makes you happy.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies



    1. i am here to give testimony of how i got back my husband, we got married for more than 9 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, i asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying is that he want a divorce that he hate me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. i contacted traditional spell hospital for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman, that she cast a spell on him that is why he hate me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they casted the spell and after 1 week my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he started to apologize on phone and said that he still live me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that he traditional spell hospital casted on him that make him comeback to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you traditional spell hospital for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through all this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact traditionalspellhospital@gmail.com. and you will see that your problem will be solved without any delay

      Delete
    2. Message: Reading Jim Kulzer article about a spell caster namely Odumodu was, i will say the best that ever happen to me this year based on the fact that i had a lot problem that i was trying to over come.I had problems at home which affected my work greatly. I was now always in a cross fire with my boss.I really don't want to tell story here so i guess i would just go strange to the point on what i have to say.My wife wanted out of our marriage for no just reason.We were married for four year and i think we were happy though we had no kids, it was her idea not to have any cos she wasn't ready to be a mom yet and i was okay with it i mean i didn't like the idea but i went along with it just to please her.It was always like that i mean she always get what she wants.All i wanted was to see her happy i could never do anything that will make her so unhappy.This was all i did wrong that is make her have it her way all the time. I mean that was the reason she gave during our therapy session.She wanted out of the marriage cos i was to nice. From what she said, i was the kind of man ever woman will die for but she wanted a real man to enforce his will no her meaning was i was to week a man for her.And that was the least of therapy session we had cos like she said we where wasting our life together and no amount of therapy was going to get us back together.I was a total mess thinking of how i was being dumped based on how much i loved my wife and how good i treated her,I really didn't know if she was ungrateful or just confused about what she wanted that is mid-life crisis but the bottom line is that she left me and who knows maybe for another man.I was still in love with her, she was the love of my life and i still wanted her to come back that was when i saw Eva-Yolanda article on Odumodu.When i contacted him he made me known that i will have to go through all the spell casting process.Like he said most people are too scared cos of trust issues.I had trust issues, but getting my wife back was my ulterior motive and from my experience with Odumodu i can tell you he is 100% truthful and honest with his customer.I was asked to get some material to prepare the spell and after which he sent me a package contain the spell and the rest just happen the way it was suppose to happen i got my wife back and she was my wife back again i mean she was not that woman who wanted a hard man she was woman i fell in love with who loved me cos i am me.If you want help or fell he can help contact him with his email address drodumoduspellcaster@gmail.com..... ONCE AGAIN HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: drodumoduspellcaster@gmail.com

      Delete
    3. GREETINGS.....

      My name is Mrs Merlin Lina, Am from UK, I had a serious quarrel with my husband due to my parent, my parent never like him to be my husband, but i love him so much that i will rather die to let him go off me, that was how i met this great man of DR. TEBE online, he told me that everything will be fine that he can do a spell that will make my parent love him and allow me to marry him without any quarrel thoroughly it came to pass my mum and dad love him most than before we are now happily married,please help me in thanking him for his help, here is the email: greattebespelltemple@gmail.com His web site address is http://greattebespelltemple.webs.com ALSO CONTACT HIM FOR HELP IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM. You can call him with this number: +2348143048153.

      YOU CAN ALSO READ MY TESTIMONY ON MY BLOGGER LINK http://linamerline05.blogspot.com
      ......

      Delete
  2. First of all OMG YOU'RE BACK YAYYYYY I MISSED YOU GRRRRL and secondly you are not alone among the gay dinosaurs! I think lots of us have personal ambivalence about marriage.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies

    1. My husband is back!!! I had a problem with my husband 8 months ago,which lead to us apart. When he broke up with me,I was no longer myself,I felt so empty inside .Until a friend of mine told me about one of her spells that helped her in same problem too that she found on a television program. i emailed the spell caster and I told him my problem and I did what he asked me. To cut the story short,Before I knew what was happening,not up to 48 hours,my husband gave me a call and he come back to me and told me he was sorry about what has happened, I'm so grateful to this spell caster and i will not stop publishing his name on the internet just for the good work he has done for me.If you need his help,you can email him at (onimalovespell@gmail.com)or tel +2347051705853 and he will also help you.

      Delete
  3. "and more lesbians per square foot than a Tegan and Sara concert on Pride weekend. "

    tegan and sara are my favorite band of all time, NAILED IT. I LOVE YOU OMFG. Hahahahha this was prime.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Congratulations on Minnesota <3

    But really,is marrige such a big deal? Maybe it's something i don't get as a non-american, is marrige REALLY a thing everybody has to do? Something everybody's dreamed of? I sure haven't. My parents got engaged when I was born and never married (they're still steady after 23 years). To me marrige feels like a lot of work for something that you already celebrate every day: your love for another person, whatever their gender is.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I'm so excited and happy about Minnesota! I have family there and I love the Twin Cities so much that I want to move there one day. This makes me even happier about that plan.

    I hope the laws don't make people feel forced to get married (or to consider marriage if they don't want to). I do hope that this all results in the striking down of DOMA and the passage of federal marriage equality for those folks who want and need it. I have some friends who are binational and have been together forever, and they live with the constant threat of the deportation of one husband, even though they have four children together and are completely integrated into their community - and they are married. I think equal rights mean equal possibilities. But I don't think equal rights mean being forced to do something you don't want to do.

    RIP, phone.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Oh, you are exactly what I needed today! Always a delight to read you, Krista. I giggled so much I'm almost crying.
    No, I do not have anything to contribute to the conversation! ;p

    ReplyDelete
  7. Don't feel pressured to marry. Just be happy it's an option and think about if it's right for you. I'm glad to know by the time I'm ready to settle down I'll probably be married in all 50 states :)

    How about option D? Confess to your crush pathetically when they look at you and walk away very fast before they can do something. You dropped your phone, I dropped my pride.

    Anyways, always happy to see you post... And shocked, you're like a rainbow in some place like Arizona, you pop up, but it's rare.

    -BS

    ReplyDelete
  8. Yay!! A new post! Just have to say that you made my lunch break at work fanfuckingtastic today.

    ReplyDelete
  9. First off: eeee, you posted on my birthday! Happy birthday to ME. Secondly: guuurl, you don't hafta get married if you don't wanna! I think, for the legal rights it gives, it's definitely a good option to have. I plan on getting married for the protection it offers (also, because I've always wanted to), but no one should feel forced into something like that. It's a BIG DEAL. It's just nice to have legal backup FINALLY if something's wrong with my wife or kids, and also for tax-related purposes.

    ReplyDelete
  10. First - the Pink picture...oh my! Thank you!! ;)

    I live in St. Paul and was so glad to see a blog post by you today, I just knew you would have a fantastic post about marriage!! I was at the capital yesterday and it was so awesome to be surrounded by thousands of people promoting love and equality. My gf and I are recent transplants to MN and love love love the twin cities!!

    Finally, there is nothing wrong with not wanting to marry, yet, ever, whatever! It needs to be available to us, but we don't have to do it. Celebrate the legal commitment of others, and the equality offered, that an be enough. :)

    ReplyDelete
  11. Yup. I spent the first 19 years of my life talking about how I'd never get married...turns out that was just my subconscious telling me I don't want to marry DUDES, and now that I can legally marry girls...oh...um...I haven't thought about that!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. THIS!!! This exactly!

      Delete
  12. So deeply happy for the gayelles in MN. But, um, yes, THIS.
    I'm a Californian, so I gots some time. I suspect it will take an actual miracle to resolve the clusterfuck we have going on. But I do know that I don't have anyone in my life right now that I want to spend a 50 state road-trip honeymoon with, let alone the rest of my days. Which I'm taking as a sign that I'm just not ready to get married.

    ReplyDelete
  13. 1. Crush~ subtle-flirt.

    2. Marriage~ As a bi person who is married, first I am rabidly & wonderfully happy for everyone who is finally getting the legal recognition of their human rights!!!! Thank you Universe! About time! Now, as for your worries...first of all, things are changing really quickly, right. That is not a reason to go crazy & GETMARRIEDNAOOMG. Marriage is a really heavy commitment, & it should be talked over and talked through very carefully...as in, months type if not years type conversations from time to time. Evaluate your relationship carefully, make sure that this is IT, goddammit, and then make the plunge. If after that evaluation you think you're not ready, then don't. You have time, and it will be okay.

    We've missed you, beautiful. :)

    ReplyDelete
  14. Yay!!! Krista's back!

    On the subject of marriage: I agree with the intelligent lady above me. I'm glad you're struggling with it because I am too. I think marriage is a big deal,and something you really have to mull over. It's also definitely not the best choice for everyone. I, for example, have never pictured myself getting married, and don't know if I could ever be happy that way. That said, I am over joyed for my fellow queers who have and want to marry that the number of places welcoming them are increasing so quickly right now!

    On the subject of the crush: I'm a tad bit jealous!I need a crush. I'm a femme and my femme-ness is going super downhill right now. I haven't put on a dress or heels in ages, my hair hasn't had anything done to it in months. I've even stopped putting on makeup and nail polish. I have no one to impress. My life is so blah at the moment.

    I would go against the lesbian tendency to ignore/ or act too busy to notice the crush, and acknowledge, maybe even smile sweetly at her in passing... I'm no expert. I've been out for less than a year, but I never know what to do when girls stare lustfully at me from afar and then turn the cold shoulder up close; so, that's usually as it gets. So, maybe it's a good plan of action if you want to keep her as a crush and nothing more, but not so good otherwise

    ReplyDelete
  15. New Zealand successfully passed a Marriage Equality Bill earlier this year. When the parliamentary vote was read out, the gallery & floor burst into applause, followed by a spontaneous rendition of of a NZ love song. It was absolutely heart-warming - makes me cry every time I see it!!

    If you want to take a look:
    http://boingboing.net/2013/04/18/nz-parliament-erupts-in-song-a.html

    ReplyDelete
  16. I'm a seminarian and we talked quite a bit about marriage in my queer theology class this semester. The Marriage Equality debate has made lots of people rethink (or just think) about what marriage is and why we should bother. One of the things I love that came up in class is the idea of marriage as vocation- like being clergy, or a doctor, or an environmentalist, or what have you. Not everyone should parent or get married anymore than everyone should rush out and take religious orders- it's only recently that women could become ministers, and is only even more recent that queer women could be ministers. You do not have to go be ordained just because it is a thing some denominations allow.

    Also- Our absurd idea that everyone should get married, that marriage is the most romantic of ideas, and that marriage should be the center of our lives and the thing meeting all our needs is a really recent idea, actually. Stephanie Coontz is my favorite person writing about this, I recommend her work!

    (And here's a random sidenote- in the medieval era it was apparently a thing to believe that all of the apostles were married to Jesus- that the wedding where he turns water into wine was HIS wedding, with all of the apostles as brides. At the same time. There are some truly amazing illustrations of this)

    ReplyDelete
  17. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  18. you know what, i feel like this goes along with the criticisms a lot of queer people have towards the emphasis on gay marriage. i think it's great that queer people can get married. however, our exclusion from heterosexual conventions like marriage has definitely resulted in a different culture and a different way of thinking for a lot of queer people. i don't think it's realistic to expect all gay people to suddenly want to get married, because that has never been an option for us before and we've had to develop different ways of thinking about relationships and families. i haven't had anyone expect to me to suddenly become focused on marriage, probably because i live in a conservative southern state. but i do think i would be annoyed if people expected that, because to me it shows an ignorance of/inattention to the realties queer people have faced, and the culture and mindset many queer people have developed as a result of that.

    ReplyDelete
  19. I feel EXACTLY the same way! But I'm pretty sure I'm a certifiable commitment-phobe XD

    ReplyDelete
  20. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Loved the post. <3

    I won't even pretend to know what I'd do if marriage equality was a thing here-I'm too young and inexperienced and marriage is a complicated concept. But it sure as hell ain't mandatory so think about it as much as you want.
    Besides, the idea that a person's goal in life should be marriage is archaic.

    ReplyDelete
  22. What is this? How.. wha.. WHERE DID THE TOPLESS PICTURE OF PINK COME FROM?? I don't know how I feel about this, but my brain stopped for a second when it came up...

    ReplyDelete
  23. Y'know, having a face full of pussy was only my 3rd life goal before, but now that you bring it up, it might get upgraded to 1. or 2. Maybe 2.

    ReplyDelete
  24. In Spain we have gay marriage since 2005.People thought that all gays were going to flood the courts to get married but none of that happened.Only now we have the option,like everyone should.(Pardon my english´s mistakes,not my best language :)

    ReplyDelete
  25. On marriage: Is great to have the right to marry, but not wanting to doesn't necessarily make you a commitent-phobe. Maybe you don't find it necessary, or didn't find the right person, or you don't believe in it. I actually don't want to marry, but hey, someday maybe I find a girl with whom I will be willing to, you never know. Anyway, it's something you should do without pressure (although it's difficult with parents and friends and stuff, duh) and give it a lot of thought, because it's a legal procedure, and it entails a lot, especially If you're planning to have children.

    Sorry If there's some mistakes, english is not my native language.

    ReplyDelete
  26. If we queers decide we don't want to get married, it means we're proud to be different. And that we don't need the economic privilege legal marriage gives. And that's a damn good thing--because same-sex marriage is a really conservative thing, aimed at keeping society basically the same except now queers--well, only lesbians and gays--are allowed in. I expect more: I want a society that actually likes the differences between people and can deal with them.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Gay marriage is a contentious debate among radical queers. Many activists and scholars find it conservative and assimilationist. One vocal group of scholars is Against Equality (http://www.againstequality.org/stuff/against-equality-queer-critiques-of-gay-marriage/) and this book explains the problems gay marriage creates and the existing problems it does not fix. Personally, I'd like to celebrate a queer culture that does not demand monogamy and all the other boring parts of straight culture that I thought I was rejecting when I came out as queer.

    ReplyDelete
  28. I'm excited about the spread of gay marriage not because everyone should get married, but everyone should be able to get married if they so choose. I personally am excited to get married to my partner. That's how i'm choosing to live my life. I don't feel like i'm assimilating into hetero normative culture, I feel like I'm publicly committing myself to her. I like the idea of a happy family.

    ReplyDelete
  29. I have the exact. same. fear.

    ReplyDelete
  30. "Gay people can't get married, legally, and I'm gay, and I'm not interested in getting married if it's not legal" Made me laugh out loud! Exactly what my Massachusetts living ass used to say, until about 9 years ago. Now seven years married, my only advice is that you need to think about marriage. You just need to consider what it means, and what you want, so that if the subject is broached, you're not caught speechless, or worse, explaining that "I have to give this some thought" to your long time sweetie. Preparation is the key.

    ReplyDelete
  31. I am happy to see you post. You are missed!

    Both of my marriages (20 years apart) were not recognized by any one but my peer group and my family. That's just the way it is here in the south. You work with what you've got. If your into marriage, do it, if not then that's okay too. Life is too short to be unhappy. That's the way this lady, so very firmly in her middle ages, sees it.

    More importantly, I offer you another way to acknowledge the crush. I like to think of it as your option D.

    D) you see her walking down the street, use the sly smile with eye contact. It is a more subtle, polite version of the smirk. And, hello, doesn't anybody use the wink? Yes, old school but still extremely effective. This is exactly the time to employ that move. It works. I pick up woman in the library with it all the time.


    ReplyDelete
  32. @balaustine at it stands today, the federal government still does not recognize same-sex marriage. so at the very least, we wouldn't get the same benefits that same-sex couples get, no matter what state they live/were married in. we aren't able to claim "married" status on W4s for tax purposes nor do we get pre-tax health/welfare benefits for same-sex spouses. juss sayin'.

    ReplyDelete
  33. I have thought these thoughts so many times.

    ReplyDelete
  34. How absurd is this train of thought! By comparison I know plenty of STRAIGHT people who choose not to get married. I plenty of straight COUPLES with kids and counting on 25 years who choose not to get married. And they CAN, it doesn't mean you should or that you'd have to.
    Plus, I honestly dont see you as a wife. You are too free.

    ReplyDelete
  35. I'm too lazy to read all the comments to see if anyone else pointed this out, but Iowa is in the midwest and was the first to legalize gay marriage. I don't have some allegiance or horse in the race, I'm from Oregon and Texas. But, that's a think, I guess.

    Also, marriage, yes... yawn. Kinda over it being THE queer fight of our generation. And I hope queermos don't figure that now their work is all done and done. I sure don't trust that the HRC and company are coming back to advocate for trans issues...hope others will.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Regarding the crush, I think it's best to follow the wise phrase, "don't shit where you eat". Make a new friend, sure, but date, what if it doesn't turn out so great? Could get messy...

    ReplyDelete
  37. THE GREAT POWERFUL SPELL CASTER THAT
    STOP ME FOR HOMOSEXUAL.
    HE CAN ALSO BRING BACK YOUR EX GAY/LESBIAN.
    Hello To the general public in the word
    my name is Johnson tony from UNITED STATE.
    i was once a homosexual for like 5years i was thinking how to stop it
    but i couldn't until i met Prophet Ahmed,he can stop you homosexual, he can also stop you from lesbian,ha can bring your ex gay/lesbian back to you, i explain every thing to him.
    he said he will help me out i was doubting him but i gave him a trier.
    he only ask of my name and my country before i know it 4day after i
    real stop homosexual.my lives became much better.in case you are in any
    situation you can contact
    prophet Ahmed at his email solutiontemple39@gmail.com or his personal
    cell +2347053375151
    Thank you for all your help prophet.

    ReplyDelete
  38. That picture right after you ask if you should be worried about getting married, high-lighted in blue. That picture after with the beauty in the multi-colored tie!! She was the first woman I slept with! Fucking love her. And we were just talking about this the other day!!!!!!!! Irony!

    ReplyDelete
  39. Good Day everybody, my names is Anabella Jude, am from the United State of America, i want to give thanks and honor to Dr. Oduduwa for the great work he did for me, he brought my lover within 24 hours which i never taught it will ever come through in my life, but this great man Dr. Oduduwa proved to me that powers can do wonders, i got his contact from a friend in the USA who he helped, this friend of mine told me that this man is great but i felt as hmm are you sure? cause i hardly believe those kind of things,so she told me not to worry that when i contact him, that she is guaranteeing me 100% that my lover will come back that if it does not work that she will be the one to give me back my money, to show her sincerity to me, she gave me her car that if it does not work that and she did not pay me the money that i spent that she i should collect her car and she gave me all the documents, i was so so surprised she was very serious about it so that was how i contacted him and i told him what i want he just told me that everything will be done within 24 hours so with the assurance my friend gave me i was having confident, so in the next 24 hours that he told me i just heard a knock on my door i never knew it was mark, so that was how i opened the door the first thing he did was to go on his knees, he started begging me to forgive him that he is very sorry for everything, i was really surprised and was also happy, so that was how i forgived him and now we are living together happily than ever before, and am using the media to invite my friends on my wedding which will coming up on 24/12/2013, am very happy thanks be to Lucy who gave me his contact and honor be onto Great DR.Oduduwa who helped a lot, if you need his help or you want to thank him for me you can contact him through kpotikispelltemple@gmail.com or cell number +23406985072

    ReplyDelete
  40. Greetings to every body that is reading this testimony.
    Me and my boyfriend were seriously in love for six years and we were planning to get married but one day he came to my house and told me he was no longer interested in our relationship simply because he was dating another rich lady who promise to buy him a car and to sponsor their wedding. And i suffer heartbreak for seven months and i was not tired of loving him.so i take a bold step by contacting a spell caster who help me bring my ex boyfriend back. he is powerful and great his contact is spellofsolutiontemple@gmail.com you can also contact him for help

    ReplyDelete
  41. I and my lover had been apart for 7 months until my sister told me about a spell caster who had helped her, She said the man was very powerful and that he could help me too. The name of this powerful man is doctor sanu, after I contacted sanu in the next 48 hours my ex lover came back to me on his knees begging for my forgiveness and for me to accept him back. It was unbelievable as I was very surprised and happy I finally have him back after several attempts trying to get him back. Sanu spell is too strong and contains no negative effect because it’s just like the love spell opened his eyes for him to see how much I truly love him.
    I have believe doctor sanu can help everyone too, Sanu mail = dr.sanuspiritualtemple@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  42. My Name is TRACY, I am From United Kingdom. I wish to
    share my testimonies with the general public about
    what this man called DR SAMBOLA has just done for me ,
    this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband
    to me with his great spell, I was married to this man
    called Steven we were together for a long time and
    we loved our self’s but when I was unable to give
    him a child for 2 years he left me and told me he
    can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for
    ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me
    about this man and gave his contact email greatsambolaspiritualtemple@gmail.com
    then you wont believe
    this, when I contacted this man on my problems he
    prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband
    back, and after a month I miss my month and go for
    a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy
    today am a mother of a baby boy, thank you once
    again DR SAMBOLA for what you have done for
    me, if you are out there passing through any of this
    problems listed below contact him today greatsambolaspiritualtemple@gmail.com
    1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) if you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be
    yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9) How you been scammed and you want to recover
    you lost money.

    ReplyDelete
  43. happiness into my life after i saw a post on how he helped a lady called sylvia,i decided to contact him for help when i told this God sent man Dr shiba of olotospellhome on how my lover left me for 2 years without calling nor texting me,When i shared this my sad experience with Dr shiba he said everything would be okay within 3 days i was like am i sure what this man is saying is real,So i decided to give a try, what even surprised me the most at first i was also thinking he was a scam i taught he was like other spell caster who come online to add pain to peoples pain not knowing there feelings but to make money,But this great man Dr shiba is never like that his own is for good and make people to be happy with the one they love,Am just so happy,Even before the 3 days i just got a call from a man who has left me for 2 years saying he his sorry and that he wants me back to his life i was so happy,He invited me for a dinner which i meant him there and we bought talked and he said he wants to prove that he would never leave me for any other lady he engaged me and also make me had access to all his account am so happy all thanks goes to this great man Dr shiba a man who has brought back joy to my life,Please friends that needs help i would advice and swear that Dr shiba is the right man and not those fake ones who are online to make money and not to help here is Dr shiba private mail olotospellhome@yahoo.com dr shiba is the only one who can fix you your problem.

    ReplyDelete
  44. Hello I am Samantha Justin from USA; I am here to fulfill my promise to Dr. Dele that if he helps me get back my boyfriend and job that I will tell the whole world about him and it’s done. ;)

    I almost went crazy when my boyfriend left me for another girl last month because she is more romantic than I am until I met my childhood friend whom introduces me to Dr.Dele because he help her Mom to get back her Dad. I narrated my problem to him about how my boyfriend left me and also how I needed to get a job. He only said to me that I have come to the right place where I will be getting my heart desire without any negative effect. He told me what i need to do and after it was been done, In the next 2 days, My boyfriend called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before and I was called for interview in my desired company were I have been dreaming to work.

    I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact Dr. Dele for any relationship problem, though you might find it hard to believe, but I must tell you that this man is genuine, I tested him and confirmed at last. This is his email: dr.delespiritualtemple@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete

  45. Appreciable blog........!
    Printable funeral program templates available which are competible with word and openoffice
    www.pinterest.com/funeraltemplate/printable-funeral-program-templates/

    ReplyDelete
  46. I just got done reading your article, and really enjoyed it, thank you. You can see some fun books at www.fun2readbooks.com where you can also hear the girls read the stories for the same price as a paperback book, but they are reading exotic sexy stories that will get you going!

    ReplyDelete
  47. I am mrs Violet from U K, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my husband return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank Dr aluda for bringing joy and happines to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that these is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my husband, I required help until i found aludaspelltemple@gmail.com a great spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my husband back in four days after the spell has been cast. four days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my husband who has not called me for past 1 year now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. Dr aluda released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I’m writing this testimony right now I’m the most happiest woman on earth and me and my husband are living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that’s why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to Dr aluda for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as he has done mine for me, he will definitely help you too. aludaspelltemple@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete

  48. princess ola recently brought my fiancée back to my life, after we have been composed for 8years. We have stayed living favorably without any delinquent. I always converse about matrimony with her but she replies me with yes, And promise me that we will soon get married. I was shock on a faithful day when she called me and told me that she is no longer interested in the relationship, because she met another guy, and they were almost getting married. I was stunned and dizzy after hearing that from her. I was so drained and tried to get back to myself because deprived of her it was dreadful because I truly love her with the whole of my emotion. Until I was fixed up to princess ola whose email is greatprincetessolaspell@gmail.com I communicated with her and she guaranteed me that my wish will be settled unto me after 10 hours, and she told me to count on her words, and she gave me every purpose why I have not to be worry any longer. So that was how princess ola came into my marital life and fetched my girlfriend back to me after 10 hours asprincess ola guaranteed me, and now here I am affirming of her virtoriuous works. And she also cast money spell for me that really well-ordered out for me. So I will recommend you to contact her once you are in need of magic spell. she is sincere and real to help you out.. greatprincetessolaspell@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete

  49. Hi My name is mr james' i want to share my experience with the world on how i got my love back and saved my marriage… I was married for 10years with 3kids and we lived happily until things started getting ugly and we had fights and arguments almost every time… it got worse at a point that she filed for divorce… I tried my best to make her change her mind & stay with me cause i loved her with all my heart and didn’t want to loose her but everything just didn’t work out… she moved out of the house and still went ahead to file for divorce… I pleaded and tried everything but still nothing worked. The breakthrough came when someone introduced me to this wonderful, great spell caster who eventually helped me out… I have never been a fan of things like this but just decided to try reluctantly cause I was desperate and left with no choice… she did special prayers and used roots and herbs… Within 3 days she called me and was sorry for all the emotional trauma she had cost me, moved back to the house and we continue to live happily, the kids are happy too and we are expecting our fourth child. I have introduced her to a lot of couples with problems across the world and they have had good news… Just thought I should share my experience cause I strongly believe someone out there need’s it… You can email her via greatprincetessolaspell@gmail.com Don’t give up just yet, the different between ‘Ordinary’ & ‘Extra-Ordinary’ is the ‘Extra’ so make extra effort to save your marriage/relationship if it’s truly worth it.


    ReplyDelete

  50. My name is Cami LEOKI, from Canada USA. I never believed in love spells or magic until I met this spell caster once when i went to see my friend in Indian this year on a business summit. I meant a man who’s name is Dr. Iyaryi he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one’s gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is: odulduspelltemple@yahoo.com. ONCE AGAIN HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: odulduspelltemple@yahoo.com... CONTACT HIM TODAY FOR YOUR HELP...


    ReplyDelete

  51. Hello every body..
    My Name is Erick Wilson..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i went to Africa to Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to prophet viky..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: victorylifelovespelltemple@gmail.com...... CONTACT THIS POWERFUL SPELL CASTER TODAY. victorylifelovespelltemple@gmail.com


    ReplyDelete

  52. PLEASE JOIN ME AND THANK PROPHET LORD, FOR HIS HELP ON BRINGING BACK MY MAN TO ME.
    Hello,
    My name is Ruth Moore,Am from UK,i never believe there will ever be a solution to my relationship problem with my lover. my lover called smith Moore threw me out of his house and brought in another lady who he now feels the only best for him. until one day i receive a phone call from a friend in the city that my man is going out on a date with another woman in town, i told her i am also surprise too, because since smith Moore has left me he hardly think nor call me. so after some few days my friend called Martha called me and told me that she has found a man that is very powerful, and he is a great herbalist from Africa, truly we all knows that Africans are blessed with so much herbal voodoo powers which they use to help much people, so he told me that the man name is prophet lord , that she will forward his email address for me so that i can contact him for help, so truly she sent me prophet lord email address and i contacted him that faithful day. he mailed me after a great while that my man will be back to me if only i believe on his work,so after 25hrs i receive a phone call from smith Moore, and he started begging that i should please forgive him against all he had done to me.. he begged me of breaking my heart and letting the other lady a new heart. he promise me never to let go. now i and Smith Moore are now planning to get married as soon as possible. we are brought back with the great powerful love spell and blinded with prophet lords pell, we are happy and glad. so i thank you sir for the great help you offer to me, because i think today this might be the only ways and means i can ever thank you of your work.. i am glad. you can contact him for a love spell today at: solutionoflovespelltemple@gmail.com thank you sir. Email him on: solutionoflovespelltemple@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete

  53. princess ola recently brought my fiancée back to my life, after we have been composed for 8years. We have stayed living favorably without any delinquent. I always converse about matrimony with her but she replies me with yes, And promise me that we will soon get married. I was shock on a faithful day when she called me and told me that she is no longer interested in the relationship, because she met another guy, and they were almost getting married. I was stunned and dizzy after hearing that from her. I was so drained and tried to get back to myself because deprived of her it was dreadful because I truly love her with the whole of my emotion. Until I was fixed up to princess ola whose email is greatprincetessolaspell@gmail.com I communicated with her and she guaranteed me that my wish will be settled unto me after 10 hours, and she told me to count on her words, and she gave me every purpose why I have not to be worry any longer. So that was how princess ola came into my marital life and fetched my girlfriend back to me after 10 hours asprincess ola guaranteed me, and now here I am affirming of her virtoriuous works. And she also cast money spell for me that really well-ordered out for me. So I will recommend you to contact her once you are in need of magic spell. she is sincere and real to help you out.. greatprincetessolaspell@gmail.com


    ReplyDelete
  54. First of all, Am just short of words i don't know what to say, am so grateful to Dr ogala for what he has done for me. At first i thought he was a scam like two others that i worked with, but i just decided to contact him then he told me that my lover will be back home within 4days. On the forth day, my husband called me and said he was sorry for the frequent argument and fight, i was so happy that my husband who left me for over 2 years called me. Now we are together he can't do without me, he always wants me to be by his side and he just bought me a new car. If you want to contact him for help, his email is Ogalalovespell@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  55. After being in relationship with Wilson for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that don't believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I meant a spell caster called EZE MALAKA and I email him, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: extremewhitelovespell@yahoo.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS WEBSITE ADDRESS is http://extremewhitelovespell.webs.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

    ReplyDelete
  56. My Name is Susan williams , From United States . I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr Dahiru has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband to me with his great spell, I was married to this man called williams we were together for a long time and we loved our self's but when I was unable to give him a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can't continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email, then you won't believe this when I contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back, and after a month I miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once again the great Dr Dahiru for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below: (1) If you want your ex back. (2) if you always have bad dreams. (3) You want to be promoted in your office. (4) You want women/men to run after you. (5) If you want a child. (6) You want to be rich. (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. (8) If you need financial assistance. (9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money (10) Cure for HIV - you can contact hem via: email arewaspecialisttemple@yahoo.com OR YOU CAN AS WELL EMAIL ME TO CONFIRM IT TRUE MY EMAIL susanwilliams3456@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete

  57. who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me
    and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others
    said it was impossible. my name is Michael i live in Chicago i am happily
    married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my
    family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house
    because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular
    time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care
    of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in
    my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he
    took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called, DR
    Okundonor, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come
    back to me after the wonderful work of Dr Okundonorgreatspell, my wife
    came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i
    advice you if you have any problem email him with this email:
    dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com and you will have the best result. take
    things for granted and it will be take from you. i wish you all the best.

    Contact: dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  58. I WANT TO THANK GREAT DR IGBERASE 2ND FOR HELPING ME WITH MY LOST HUSBAND DEVIS HOLLYWOOD...
    Dr Igberase is like a father to the fatherless.. i never believed these will really make a change in my marriage, and i never have it in my thought that i could ever been with my husband Mr Devis after divorcing and ending our 33years marriage.... My life was upset i never knew where to start from when my husband broke up with me.....My name is Tanisha Devis from Poland but got married and live in Chicago USA, igberasespelltemple@yahoo.com is the right email address to contact for an urgent help in getting your lover back.... My husband and I have been together for 33years before he divorced me and i was so upset because i thought i have lost my marriage forever... i did all i could to please for my husband to bring me back home but all to be in vain.. i had to traveled away from my state because i was not having anywhere to stay because my home was not conducive for me to stay because my husband want me out of the house, i travel to a friend of mine in California, one night, when i was searching on a good spell caster results that help in bringing back lost lover's and husband's, i found an interesting story that was shared by Santana Valdez From Texas Huston, about a good spell caster called Dr Igberase,and how he helped her in getting her husband back home, and i decided to put a try in contacting him... he replied me back.. i thought at first these was just normal and he told me that i was going to get back my husband after a period of 28hours i still doubted him.... But today as i am sharing these good news is for me to express my experience to all the whole universe that these is a good spell caster that helps in bringing back lost lovers and he is (igberasespelltemple@yahoo.com) I am happily with my husband and my 3 kids, TARRY, WENDY, JEFF... great Igberase i thank you for helping me to get my family back.... his email address is (igberasespelltemple@yahoo.com) Thanks, From Tanisha Devis, Igberase is my Grandfather because he was always there for me when i needed him mostly and he is the reason why i am happy today.

    ReplyDelete
  59. My Name is Maris Klein , I wish to share my
    testimonies
    with the general public about what this man
    called
    Dr. John
    has just done for me , this man has just
    brought back my
    lost Ex husband to me with his great spell, i
    was married
    to this man
    called Steven we were together for a long
    time and we
    loved our self’s but when i was unable to
    give him a child
    for 2 years he
    left me and told me he can’t continue
    anymore then i was
    now looking for ways to get him back until a
    friend of mine
    told me
    about this man and gave his contact email
    ( prophetbaz@gmail.com) then you won't
    believe
    this when i contacted this
    man on my problems he prepared this spell
    cast and bring
    my lost husband back, and after a month i
    miss my month
    and go for
    a test and the result stated am pregnant am
    happy today
    am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once
    again the
    great john for
    what you have done for me, if you are out
    there passing
    through this same kind of problems you can
    contact he
    today on his
    mail ( prophetbaz@gmail.com ) and he will
    also
    help you as well.
    Thanks.

    ReplyDelete



  60. i am here to give testimony of how i got back my husband, we got married for more than 9 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, i asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying is that he want a divorce that he hate me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. i contacted traditional spell hospital for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman, that she cast a spell on him that is why he hate me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they casted the spell and after 1 week my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he started to apologize on phone and said that he still live me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that he traditional spell hospital casted on him that make him comeback to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you traditional spell hospital for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through all this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact traditionalspellhospital@gmail.com. and you will see that your problem will be solved without any delay

    ReplyDelete
  61. I’m a queer womyn, and I’m dedicated to making sure that our voices and experiences of people in our community are represented in research. I would be so appreciative if you could spread the word about a study I’m running on the way LBQ womyn (trans inclusive) think and act after specific social situations.
    How can you help? Participate and post this anonymous survey!
    You can complete a brief, anonymous 20-minute survey by going to http://www.lbqresearch.wordpress.com If you would prefer, I could also provide you with a hard copy of the survey and a self-addressed envelop. If you or anyone you know is interested in participating, or if you have any questions pertaining to this study, please contact me, S. Rischa Gottlieb at rischag@gmail.com
    Make sure your experiences are heard, be a part of LBQ research!
    This study had been approved by the St. John’s University IRB. Thank you for your time.
    Cheers & With Pride,
    Rischa

    ReplyDelete
  62. GREAT MAN WHO HELP ME GET MY EX HUSBAND BACK


    I never use to believe in spell casting until i met Dr wellborn a powerful spell caster who helped me to be a happy person again. My name is Sandra martins and i reside in CANADA. After 3 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with three kids. I felt like my life was about to end and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a Great spell caster called Dr wellborn which i met online on one faithful day when I was browsing CANADA Athrough the internet, i came across a lot of testimonies about this particular Great spell caster how he has helped so many people. he has helped people to bring back their Ex lover, some testified that he restores womb, cure cancer and other sickness, and so on. I also came across a testimony, it was about a woman called Amanda, she testified about how his spell made her to be pregnant after so many years of bareness and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr wellborn email address. After reading all these, i decided to give it a try and i contacted him and explained my problem to him and he assured me that in less than 48 hours, my husband will call me and beg for forgiveness but i thought it will not work. When he had finished casting the spell, the next day my husband called me and he was begging for forgiveness just as Dr wellborn said. This is not brain washing and after the spell has been cast, i realized that my husband love me like never before and the spell caster opened him up to know how much i love him and how much love we need to share. We are even happier now than before. Dr wellborn is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and a genuine spell caster to solve all your problems contact Dr wellborn now on wellbornspelltemple@gmail.com he will help you solve your problems. Once again thank you Dr wellborn for your good deeds.


    Sandra martins _CANADA




    ReplyDelete

  63. I NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY COS THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HIS MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND HE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HIS MOM AND FAMILY AND SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO... WELL WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING OUR LITTLE KID,AND MY WIFE ALSO GOT THE NEW JOB AND OUR LIVES BECAME MUCH BETTER. IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS THE SPELL CASTER FOR SOME HELP, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS;okutemple@hotmail.com ......HOPE HE HELPS YOU OUT OUR OPPORTUNITY ... CONTACT THIS GREAT SPELL CASTER VIA EMAIL:okutemple@hotmail.com

    ReplyDelete

  64. My husband is back!!! I had a problem with my husband 8 months ago,which lead to us apart. When he broke up with me,I was no longer myself,I felt so empty inside .Until a friend of mine told me about one of her spells that helped her in same problem too that she found on a television program. i emailed the spell caster and I told him my problem and I did what he asked me. To cut the story short,Before I knew what was happening,not up to 48 hours,my husband gave me a call and he come back to me and told me he was sorry about what has happened, I'm so grateful to this spell caster and i will not stop publishing his name on the internet just for the good work he has done for me.If you need his help,you can email him at (onimalovespell@gmail.com)or tel +2347051705853 and he will also help you.

    ReplyDelete
  65. I was so happy when my lover called me and started begging me to accept him back after leaving me for another girl. My relationship was going on well till when my lover started having an affair with one of his Co-worker and then he started coming home late and he also started been harsh to me till he was bold enough to me tell me that he has another girlfriend in his office and he wants to calling it a quit with me. I was so heart broken and i needed a fast solution to my problem that was when a friend of mine gave me these contact in-formations via email: zabaza.logan@yahoo.com or call +2348182620374 she told me that these details belong to Dr.Zabaza that he is a very powerful spell caster who is capable to help me with my problems. Truly after contacting Dr.Zabaza my problems were solved within 48 hours and my lover called me to apologies for hurting me. Today my lover has left his Co-Worker and our relationship has be more tighten than ever before

    ReplyDelete
  66. Am Alicia Campbell from California.I want to use this medium to tell you
    all about my spell caster.About two years ago I was having problems with my
    husband and he left me for another lady.I did everything I could to get my
    husband back all to no avail until last month when a friend of mine
    introduced me to(drojurospelltemple@gmail.com )were I met a great spell
    caster who gave me a spell with instructions on how to use it.I did all I
    was told and two weeks later my husband came back home begging me for
    forgiveness.I forgave him and today we are living together again.You could
    be the next to tell your story why not try this temple out?Contact them via
    this email:(drojurospelltemple@gmail. com).
    (1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) if you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9) Herbal care
    (10) If you can be able to satisfy your wife sex desire due to low
    erraction.
    (11) if your menstruation refuse to come out the day it suppose or over
    flows.
    (12) if your work refuse to pay your, people owing you?.
    (13) solve a land issue and get it back.
    (14) Did your family Denny you of your right?
    (15) Let people obey my words and do my which.
    (16) Do you have a low sperm count?
    (17) Case solve E.T.C
    free to contact him at drojurospelltemple@gmail.com, and tell him what you
    need to be salve

    ReplyDelete
  67. These comments you see on the internet about Dr Malaika (odogwumalaika@gmail.com) are not just comments, they are truthful words of experience written by those who have been there and found help
    in reuniting with the ones they hold dear to their heart and other marital and financial problems. I can tell you this because I also asked him for help to cast a spell to fix my relationship with the only woman I have ever
    loved after been married four time in the last four years cos i didn't believe in love but in the power of being rich. When it came to meet my wife it was different
    because I fell for her in every way. At the time i met her it was only a while before the relationship became serious cos I bet she love me also.
    We moved in together and our relationship blossomed. we got married but couldn't have a baby and then I discovered my wife was barren. I had to try some spell casters but to no avail
    until I contacted Dr Malaika. HE restored my wife's womb and just like that she got pregnant, she has given birth now and our baby is growing. I later casted a money spell through him
    which he did and today we are rich and doing very fine. Thank god for our lives and also to Dr Malaika who God has used to blessed us. I know that not everybody will believe this moreover its just something
    on the internet but my heart knows every of this word that formed this entire comment is true. Am Leaving Dr Malaika's contact for those who believe this and need help as well. his contact is:
    odogwumalaika@gmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  68. My name is James hence am from USA. i want to use this opportunity to thank my great doctor who really made my life a pleasurable one today. This great man DR.MAKO brought my husband back to me, i had three lovely kids for my husband, about four years ago i and my husband has been into one quarrel or the other until he finally left me for one lady. i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be strong just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, until one day i met a good friend of mine that was also in a situation like me but her problem was her ex-boyfriend who she had an unwanted pregnancy for and he refused to take responsibility and dumped her. she told me that mine was a small case and that i should not worry about it at all, so i asked her what was the solution to my problems and she gave me this great man email address. i was doubting if this man was the solution, so i contacted this great man and he told me what to do and i deed them all, he told me to wait for just two day and that my husband will come crawling on his kneels just for forgiveness so i faithfully deed what this great man asked me to do and for sure after two days i heard a knock on the door, in a great surprise i saw him on his kneels and i was speechless, when he saw me, all he did was crying and asking me for forgiveness, from that day, all the pains and sorrows in my heart flew away,since then i and my husband and our lovely kids are happy.that's why i want to say a big thank you to DR.MAKO spiritual temple. This great man made me to understand that there is no problem on earth that has no solution so please if you know that you have this same problem or any problem that is similar, i will advise you to come straight to this great man. you can email him at:makotemple@hotmail.com

    ReplyDelete
  69. Thanks to Dr. Wakina for giving me the opportunity to test from his Power. I was wondering why most successful people talk more about him even in my neighborhood on how he has been bringing back ex-lovers and making them achieve their lost opportunities and being successful. I doubted some enough until when I tried his power last month via his email.

    Dr. Wakina cast a reunion spell and brought back my “Jackky” after three months of our separation within 3days that he promised. Everything he did was like a movie in my eyes; it was so fast and effective. I felt a strong power in me when he was casting the spell which made me stronger in spirit to invite Jackky’s spirit back to me.

    I don’t have much to say, but to keep thanking him and telling people how I got the love of my life back and how I also go my dream job through his power which he promised. Please stop doubting and give him a try and see for yourself, open up your heart and focus on all the instructions from him and you will see results on your door post. Contact him today and see the miracle of his spell via dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com

    Evelyn Clifton from USA.

    ReplyDelete
  70. Hello am GOLDINA from the united state, i read some testimony about Dr LOLA on how he has helped people in bringing back there ex within 48hours i was just thinking if that was real,And decided to call a lady who made a testimony and also dropped her number,So i called her and ask her about Dr LOLA she said Dr LOLA is a trustworthy man and he his ready to bring back my lover for me,i was just so happy and a little bit relief that my lover will be back to me soon,Then i decided in contacting Dr LOLA which i did,And before i could share him my problem he has already told me what i came for,And he said everything will be okay within 48hours that my lover will be back to my arms,So he said he would be casting the spell and that within 48hours my lover would call me,So i hoped so truly before the 48hours i got a call from a man who has left me for the past 6years saying he is sorry and he wants me back,i was happy and i said i also want him back,Then i traveled to Canada to meet him up,And he apologized for what he has done to me now he proposed to marry me and we are both preparing for our wedding soon,All thanks to the great and World best spell caster, Dr LOLA His private mail (LOLASPELLTEMPLE@gmail.com)

    he is helping to fixed problems on:
    1 (HIV/aids spell)
    2 (you are look for a man Or woman to Marriage spell)
    3 (you need a Child spell)
    4 (Becoming a manager spell)
    5 (Get a job spell)
    6 Success or pass spell
    7 (Love spell)
    Win a difficult case in court spell and many. more.
    Contact he of any of these today at:
    (LOLASPELLTEMPLE@gmail.com) His await your urgent response

    ReplyDelete
  71. This was a mix of sadness and happiness for me reading this. I previously had a breakup with the only guy I could ever imagine myself leaving the rest of my life with. We had a little misunderstanding and a bit of a fight and he said we couldn't continue and that was it, my whole world fell apart. I knew he still had this thing for me but he made it clear he can't have anything to do with me anymore and this lasted for months. I cried and it was like I was never going to make it because I kept having dreams of him and could not forget our lovely moments together. I searched for means to get him back and I was browsing and saw a testimony about this Dr. Sanu and his spell powers, I was really scared because it was actually my first time of doing such but I love my man and will never let another woman have him. I contacted Dr. Sanu and that was the return of my happiness I have not had for months, I made sure Dr. Sanu spell was safe and he promised that my man will be back to me in 48 hours and I am genuinely excited to say his words were true. I feel like I am the happiest woman on earth all gratitude to Dr. Sanu. I will like to drop his mail contact dr.sanuspiritualtemple@gmail.com. Now I feel strong, bright and spirited, and happy.

    ReplyDelete
  72. All thanks goes to Prophet Solomon for making my marriage work and making my wife love me more. It all started in in August when my wife kicked me out of the house and told me she does not love me anymore or want our family together, i was so sad. My friend told me about Prophet Solomon and how he helped him when he had issues in his marriage. I contacted the Prophet and told him all that was happening in my life and he told me not to be sad anymore, that he would make her love me more and get us back together. Everything happened as the prophet said it would, i am back with my wife and she love me more than ever. Please contact prophetsolomonenoma@hotmail.com if you have issues with your wife or in your marriage.

    ReplyDelete
  73. BEWARE OF THESE SCAMS!!! DR MALAWI RACUM IS THE ONLY SPELL CASTER TO TRUST! call +27620171252 will be of great help to you.
    I never believed in spell casting but After 4 years of dating my hobby, he left me because I lost my womb . I felt like my life has come to an end, I almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to the spell caster called Dr Malawi whom i met online after my friend Tracy told me about how he helped her. She testified about how Dr Malawi brought back her Ex in less than 3 days and reversed the effect of her lost womb, and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr Malawi's email address. I decided to give Dr Malawi a try. I contacted him via email and explained my problems to him. In just 3 days, my Hubby came begging. We resolved our issues, and we are even happier than before, am pregnant now to God be the glory. Dr Malawi is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man... Come to think of it I didn't pay much and all I have to do is send him little 250 dollars which he used in providing the materials used for the spell. Even my pastor said that God works mysteriously, that some men are used by God to help others. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. Contact Dr malawi anytime, he is the answer to your problems. Here's his contact VIA spellofsolutiontemple@yahoo.com or call +27620171252

    ReplyDelete
  74. Having my husband back has brought great joy in life, This is one thing that i have always wished for in my life and getting it so easy through the help of Dr.Zabaza was the greatest surprise that i received. I must confess that Dr.Zabaza has the great powers to rescue people from heart break and this can be done by contacting Dr.Zabaza through this contact information below

    Via Email: zabaza.logan@yahoo.com

    Via Mobile: +2348182620374

    These were the details that i was able to contacted Dr.Zabaza in which he was able to restore my broken marriage

    ReplyDelete
  75. Hello I am Marian, I am out here to spreed this good news to the entire world on how I got my ex lover back.I was going crazy when my love left me for another girl last month, But when i meet a friend that introduce me to DR ADODO the great messenger to the oracle that he serve, I narrated my problem to DR ADODO about how my ex love left me and also how i needed to get a job in a very big company. He only said to me that i have come to the right place were i will be getting my heart desire without any side effect. He told me what i need to do, In the next 2 days, My love called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before now and also in the next one week after my love called me to be pleading for forgiveness,I was called for interview in my desired company were i needed to work as the managing director..I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact DR ADODO at the following email address and get all your problem solve..No problem is too big for him to solve..Contact him direct on: Adodospelltemple@gmail.com. and get your problems solve like me..... ONCE AGAIN HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: Adodospelltemple@gmail.com or call his mobile number on +2348107527833

    ReplyDelete
  76. Getting back my lover is what I have ever dream of because I couldn't leave my life any more without him. My boyfriend suddenly rejected me and developed strong hatred on me for no reason. I tried all possible ways to find solutions about our split, but to no avail. I nearly got mad because of the genuine love I have for him I knew have lost him totally. Until I met an old friend who told me about a spell caster who helped her but in a different case and ask me to try him , I had a little doubt but I decided to give him a trial and indeed he is a great man he told me that everything will be fine that I will have my love back in no time . Thanks to Dr Olu For being with me throughout our quest to bring back my ex, I thought that it won’t be possible or fake, but Dr OLU Surprised me, he did exactly what I wanted and expected, Dr Olu Helped me and told me the truth about our split and caste a love spell to reunite our love again our bound is even more stronger than ever .
    I advise everybody who is passing through breakup and relationship imbalance to contact him via his email :dr.olusolutiontemple@gmail.com

    Malin Elias from Sweden

    ReplyDelete
  77. who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others said it was impossible. my name is Michael i live in Chicago i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called, DR Okundonor, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me after the wonderful work of Dr Okundonorgreatspell, my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this email: dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com and you will have the best result. take things for granted and it will be take from you. i wish you all the best.

    Contact:( dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com), or call he with this phone number, +2348137828640

    ReplyDelete
  78. It is been said that one good turn deserved another that is the reasoning why i am using this medium to thank Dr.Zabaza for his assistance during my time of hardship in my relationship. But looking at it from this angle that Dr.Zabaza has saved my relationship by casting a spell for me which brought my lover within period of 48 hours, What really shocked me emotional was that my lover has been more romantic since the help of Dr.Zabaza. In order to do a lot of people huge favor i will write down the details of Dr.Zabaza by mobile number +2348182620374 or via email zabaza.logan@yahoo.com

    ReplyDelete
  79. GREETINGS.....

    My name is Mrs Merlin Lina, Am from UK, I had a serious quarrel with my husband due to my parent, my parent never like him to be my husband, but i love him so much that i will rather die to let him go off me, that was how i met this great man of DR. TEBE online, he told me that everything will be fine that he can do a spell that will make my parent love him and allow me to marry him without any quarrel thoroughly it came to pass my mum and dad love him most than before we are now happily married,please help me in thanking him for his help, here is the email: greattebespelltemple@gmail.com His web site address is http://greattebespelltemple.webs.com ALSO CONTACT HIM FOR HELP IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM. You can call him with this number: +2348143048153.

    YOU CAN ALSO READ MY TESTIMONY ON MY BLOGGER LINK http://linamerline05.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  80. I enjoy when i spend money on anything i get quality results in return, This is one of the things that you can be guaranteed if you contact Dr.Zabaza through these details: +2348182620374 or via email: zabaza.logan@yahoo.com for assistance in getting your lover back. Few weeks ago when i contacted Dr.Zabaza i was a bit skeptical about the result that i was going to get after sending him money for the job, But when i visited his website at

    www.zabazalogan.webs.com

    Then i concluded my mind and proceed with the payment. After 48hours that DR.ZABAZA has cast the spell i didn't only receive a phone call from my lover but i also receive some romantic gift him also. All these proved to me that DR.ZABAZA is one in a kind

    ReplyDelete